27 The Deal Quotes by Elle Kennedy

“The Deal” is a popular novel written by Elle Kennedy and is the first book in the Off-Campus series. 

The Deal tells the narrative of Hannah, a college student who wants assistance securing a date with her infatuation and Garrett, a hockey player who promises to assist her in return for tutoring.


We have curated a list of top quotes from The Deal novel for you.

The Deal Quotes by Elle Kennedy

“Never say never,” he answers in a singsong voice. “Thanks for that, Justin Bieber.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“Garrett tosses me the shirt. “Okay, get changed. We want to be fashionably late, not a**hole late.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“Somehow I’ve traveled back in time to my third-grade playground days. Unless there’s another explanation for why Garrett is goading me into kissing him.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“Hannah’s trust, meet Garrett’s hands.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“I want to murder him in his sleep, A. No, I want to murder him when he’s awake so he can see the joy on my face when I do it.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“When you’ve already been disappointed by the one person you’re supposed to trust most in your life, you’re not exactly keen on giving people any kind of ammunition over you.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“Unbelievable. Every girl at this college would cut her frickin’ arm off to help me out. But this one? Runs away like I just asked her to murder a cat so we could sacrifice it to Satan.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

Best The Deal Quotes by Elle Kennedy

“I was starting to worry I might actually be your type, and that’s too terrifying to even contemplate.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“You won’t let anything bad happen to me, will you, Garrett?”
A lump the size of Massachusetts lodges in my throat. I swallow hard and try to speak past it.
“Never.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“Hey, come on, don’t cry,” he begs. “It breaks my fucking heart to hear you cry.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“And the most important lesson I learned is that I’m not a victim – I’m a survivor.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“Living well and being happy is how we get over the shit in our past.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don’t know how you ever lived without them.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

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Quotes from The Deal

“She snorts. “Does that make you my prince?” “Damn straight.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“You’re going out with Garrett Graham.” “Mmm-hmmm.” “I call shenanigans.” Of course she does. A date with Garrett Graham? I might as well have announced I’m marrying Chris Hemsworth.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“Women aren’t supposed to think, Wellsey. That’s why your brains are smaller. Science proves it.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“He’s drop dead gorgeous and more popular than the Bieber. Well, at least before Beebs went off the rails and abandoned his poor monkey in a foreign country. We settle on the bed.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“And he smells fantastic, like soap and lemony aftershave. Would it be inappropriate if I pressed my face in his neck and inhaled him? Uh…yeah. It would.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“His expression is a mixture of shining wonder and endless sorrow.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“You have the dirtiest mouth.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

Top The Deal Quotes by Elle Kennedy

“Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“To quote your annoying self, are you ready to do this shit?” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“It means you’ve got a sexy tongue and you know how to use it.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don’t know how you ever lived without them.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“When he wants to be? She says it like it’s the endorsement of the year, but the way I see it, people should be nice because they are, not because it’s a calculated move on their part.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“You invoked a campus-wide hands-off law? Are you kidding me?” I’m not at all remorseful as I meet her eyes. “Of course I did.” “Oh my God. You are unbelievable.” She shakes her head in disbelief.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).

“Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.” Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker.” ~ Elle Kennedy (The Deal).


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