Insults – The Best Insults Ever” is brought to you by The Clown Factory and is a collection of the best insults in history.
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INSULTS – The Best Insults Ever Quotes
“You’re a person of rare intelligence. It’s rare when you show any.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“If brains were dynamite, you would not have enough to blow your nose.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“You’re so ugly even Stephen King has nightmares about you.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
Other Book Quotes: Where the Wild Things Are Quotes by Maurice Sendak and The Princess Bride Quotes by William Goldman
Quotes from INSULTS – The Best Insults Ever
“Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time?” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“I’ll never forget the first time we met, although I’ll keep trying.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“She thinks she’s a siren, but she looks more like a false alarm.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don’t you send them.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“You look like something I’d draw with my left hand.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“If stupidity was painful, you’d be in agony.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“You must be the arithmetic man — you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
Best INSULTS – The Best Insults Ever Quotes
“If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“I get so emotional when you’re not around. That emotion is happiness.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I’d get change.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“It’s hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“You started at the bottom and it’s been downhill ever since.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“If I throw a stick, will you go away?” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
Famous INSULTS – The Best Insults Ever Quotes
“Anybody who told you to just be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“I’m not offended by what you say. I’m just glad that you’re stringing words into sentences now.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“She’s so fat that when she walked in front of the television, the kids missed three commercials.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’d be glad to do so for you.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“Someday you’ll find yourself, and will you be disappointed.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“If you had one more brain cell, it would be lonely.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
“Don’t let your mind wander…it’s far too small to wander on its own.” ~ The Clown Factory (Quote from INSULTS book).
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